The Advertisement game

[- Wolvine -]

Kay so, basically, this is just a big thread of spoof. How to play? Well, first person gives an item (can be real or invented) and the second person, then has to create an advert (and if you want a slogan) for that item, then they give their item. Example:

P1: Farmer Bob's Pickle Sauce.
P2: Farmer Bob's pickle sauce, home-grown in crystal jars and hand-picked by professionals.
Orange juice

And so on. Try and make it better than that. That sucked DX

Cloud Spray.

[Member]

Cloud spray, when you just want an excuse not to excersize! :D


Anti-anti-ich cream.

[Celeste~]

Anti-anti-ich cream. For when the itch is in the wrong place.

YellowMellowPuffBalls.

[Bee]

YellowMellowPuffBalls... for those days when you're hungry for Chinese. :D

Jungle Jam.

[Legion]

Jungle Jam, hand grown on your best friends toes.

Kyashii.

[- Wolvine -]

Kyashii, perfect to have a heated discussion with =3

Iron Flakes.

[Bee]

XD

Iron Flakes, a healthy, balanced diet for your precious baby dino!

Money Tree.

[- Wolvine -]

Money tree, the most well-invested purchase you'll ever make!

Bloop Drops

[Celeste~]

Blod Drops. The new Twilight Saga!

Styrofoam Brains (XD Cheesles)

[Bee]

Got cheap Asian parents that won't let you get anything cool for Halloween? Well, Styrofoam Brains are the way to go!

This ain't based on my life, fools. :I

[Celeste~]

This ain't based on my life, fools. :I. The new it phrase.

Laxydoxyprophiate.

[Member]

Laxydoxyprophiate: When you want to sound smart and poop at the same time! :D

Carmel Jumping Jaguars.

[Moss]

Carmel Jumping Jaguars: For when the apples aren't enough.

Potatoes

[- Wolvine -]

Potatoes; bring out the adventurer in you. All side-affects, including vomiting, nausea, sickness, illness, fever, repetition and even death may be included. Contact your doctor before consuming for the 'Potato' may not be right for you.

Tap-dancing Flamingos

[Bee]

What can tackle your enemies, dance on your enemies' faces, and provide entertainment ALL AT THE SAME TIME? Why, Tap-dancing Flamingos! Available in hot pink, pastel pink, and radioactive nuclear green.

Plain yogurt.

[The Lorax]

Plain yoghurt, for when you're feeling plain and flavorless! Like Kyashii

[Bee]

Like Kyashii... OR DIE! D<

Eyes in a jar.

[Moss]

For those Apple-obsessed people, it's the iJar! Now just $799.99 USD

Mossfoot

[Bee]

Mossfoot: Smelly, green, emo, and perfect for April Fools Day!

Purple.

[Celeste~]

Purple, the only colour lower than an obese kid's self-esteem! XD

An Obese Kid's Self-Esteem.

[- Wolvine -]

An Obese Kid's self-esteem, perfect for making you feel better about yourself!

Lightning fish.

[Bee]

Lightning fish, for those family events where your annoying step-family is there!

Clickalickyclack.

[The Lorax]

Clickalickyclack! WHEN CHICKING JUST AIN'T ENOUGH!

Kya's glow in the dark watch!

[Member]

Kya's glow in the dark watch, when Cheesles just wants to make something for Honey! :D

The Boom Chicka Bow Chow: Feline Addition.

[Celeste~]

The Boom Chicka Bow Chow: Feline Addition. When your sick of your pets, and you want them to die by being blown up while their eating!

A Raccoon

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