Strange things about my name...

[Ace]

I had to research my name for homework, and here's a list of things I found weird:

My last name originated in a town called 'Flint'...

My first name is biblical, but I hate all religion.

My last name means I'm a black person. I'm pretty sure I'm not black.

There's like 20 variations of my first name that are still used often.

My first name is Hebrew, and I know plenty of Muslim people racist against Jewish people. I'll have to make sure they don't find that out. :I

Combining all US wars after 1905, only eight people who share my last name have been killed. All were in the army except for one in the Marines. I want to join the army, so that's why I looked that up...

Three were killed just day(s) before or after my birthday, and they were all officers except for one PFC and two SP4's.

One of 'em share my dad's first name.

One of 'em share my middle name.

One of 'em share Wolfstar's first name.

One of 'em share the first name of a cousin I have, who's currently in Baghdad.

One of 'em shares my bro's birthday.

They were all KIA except for one. I'm glad, cause only losers are MIA. The only MIA was from WWI.

According to Ancestry.com, there are tons of people who live in Filthydelphia with my last name. Two soldiers mentioned above also had that place as their hometown. Same with New York, except only one soldier originated from there.

71, 230 people who share my last name have served in US wars. I'm talkin' every US war, from the Revolution to present.

There's a town called [last name] Creek.

My name pwns...it's probably better than ALL YO NAMES. *points to everyone on the site* EVERY ONE OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

.... Your name isn't important enough for a blog. :I

Psh. If anything, it's too good for a blog. It needs a whole freakin billboard across the site.

Nah... your name is pretty failsome.

It's more pwnsomely pwnsome than everyone else's combined.

Most Muslims aren't racist. The few who are make a big deal out of it though. * lived IN Muslim country*

No one ever said most muslims were racist. :I

YOU'RE NAWT BLACK! O.O

Jk, I knew you weren't. Oh... And my name means Great One. I'm pretty sure that's better than yours.

My name means something like 'God is my Judge', but my sister's means 'torch' XD

I think mine means, 'Helper of men'. *cough*

...

[Insert friend's perverted joke here] ._.

Great One?

*opens a book*

*flips to a page*

Psh. It's Grape One. You got mixed up, man.

Mine means Ewe. Which is Hebrew for lamb. ._. *twiddles fingers*

*looks at Member* *attempts a straight face* *fails and bursts out laughing*

Heheheheh...

Some people eat lamb...if your parents named you after a food, it means you'll be their breakfast sooner or later. Or being named after a lamb means you're wooly... Or, when you were born and your parents looked at you, they went 'EW'!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuu.

You probably knew I would post something like that...but I couldn't resist. X3

Well I didn't expect the food part, but I did except the ew part.

My last name means clamness, serenity, and porn. Which is flipping awesome. XD

'I know plenty of Muslim people racist against Jewish people'

Erhem. I beg to differ.

No, Wolvine. He meant he knew plenty of Muslim people who are racist against Jewish people. He just sucks at typing. D:

Clamness, serenity and porn?

Yeah... I never said most Muslims were racist. I just said I know plenty of racist Muslims. I don't know every freakin Muslim in the whole universe.

Mem your last name is sweet. lD

My last name has no known meaning.

Yeah, it is shweet. 8D