Killers inc, at your service for the rest of your extremely short life!

[Rivermask13]

You may know us from the other site. You may know us somehow, though I am not sure how. Or you may not know us at all. But here is a master evil cat rping buisiness who is ready and willing to kill your cats for you, here and now! We have prime service, not to mention a variety of plot opportunities! Even better, cats are added all the time. Worried that the killers are busy? Don't worry, we have a growing number of cats who assure your cat is first priority.

Post here or call 1800-GET-DEAD and get killed today!

note: do not actually call the phone number.

[- Wolvine -]

.... FAIL. Most cats use Oscura (Cept River died D:), DS and SP, DC cats, and whatserface Naru-chan's WC evil cat. Nobody will ask to be killed by you :D

[KYUU]

-nods- All because Darkclan is awesome! -egocentric Tigerstar mode-

e.e Deathstrike fails.

[- Wolvine -]

You just don't like him because you take Sissy Sasuke's side D:

Nar-chan doesn't mind him T.T

[KYUU]

No, he fails, no matter what. You can't change my mind. e.e Remember, I tend to put myself in my characters, not my characters in myself.

[Member]

You guys are so mean. u_u

[KYUU]

Yes, we are. :'D

[Rivermask13]

no being mean in my ad shop!

lol

besides. just cuz it wont happen doesnt mean i wont do it. so there, Kyu. I HAS A KILLING THREAD! MWAHAHA!

*shakes head* go be mean in the mean board. is there a mean board? There should be. Kyu and Wolvine can go there.

*grins at member* youre like the only person who was nice on the entire thread.

And if it isnt an order, it is like halfspamming. flaming is not constructive critisism.

*flaps hands comically at Kyu and Wolvine* no being mean here.

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