Rocks DX
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Rocks DX
I hate rocks. I always have. It’s always been one of those issues that you never want to talk about. The only other soul that knows (apart from you) is Feathertail. Why her? WHY HER?!! SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!
Sorry, that happens often. Anyways, my hatred and malice at those cold, evil grey thinks that I swear are out to get me started when I was a poor, unloved, neglected kit. I escaped from camp in the forest because I was getting shoved in a corner of the nursery and ignored. I travelled across my territory and came to the Great Rock. I wanted to see what it was like to be a leader, so I tried to climb it for most of the day. I was found by Ravenpaw and Barley. Curse them!
We went back to the camp and I was grounded for the rest of my kithood. And all because of a dumb, inconvenient rock! The next cause for my fully justified hatred happened after that. I was bored in the nursery, so I did the only thing I could; get a pet rock.
I called him Larry; we were the best of friends, him and I. I told him my secrets,he told me hi- listened to mine. We laughed I laughed when we I played tricks on our clanmates. He was groomed to perfection for my apprentice ceremony. I gave him one. I called him... Larrypaw. We were the best of friends, always there for each other. Then I had to go on the journey without him, and we were both in tears.
So, broken-hearted I left walking with cats I barely knew the names of. I knew I was an outcast in the group. No-one else had a pet rock. I was so upset in the mountains... Seeing so many of his second cousins and not him made my heart split in two. Then I started liking Feathertail. By the time I had returned from the journey, Feathertail had abandoned me and it turned out, so had Larry.
The next and final instance that brought this hatred upon me forever was by far the worst. On that first, nightmarish trip into the mountains, Stormfur was captured by some evil tribecats. We were forced to stay there for a while and kill Sharptooth and yada yada yada. Then, instead of Stormfur killing the evil cat-thing it turned out that Feathertail was the one who had to kill the cat-thing. She died at the same time. And you know what killed her?! No, not Sharptooth... IT WAS A ROCK!!
Well, I guess that it’s technically a mountain rock... DAMN! I contradicted myself!!
CROWFEATHER :>
Sorry, that happens often. Anyways, my hatred and malice at those cold, evil grey thinks that I swear are out to get me started when I was a poor, unloved, neglected kit. I escaped from camp in the forest because I was getting shoved in a corner of the nursery and ignored. I travelled across my territory and came to the Great Rock. I wanted to see what it was like to be a leader, so I tried to climb it for most of the day. I was found by Ravenpaw and Barley. Curse them!
We went back to the camp and I was grounded for the rest of my kithood. And all because of a dumb, inconvenient rock! The next cause for my fully justified hatred happened after that. I was bored in the nursery, so I did the only thing I could; get a pet rock.
I called him Larry; we were the best of friends, him and I. I told him my secrets,
So, broken-hearted I left walking with cats I barely knew the names of. I knew I was an outcast in the group. No-one else had a pet rock. I was so upset in the mountains... Seeing so many of his second cousins and not him made my heart split in two. Then I started liking Feathertail. By the time I had returned from the journey, Feathertail had abandoned me and it turned out, so had Larry.
The next and final instance that brought this hatred upon me forever was by far the worst. On that first, nightmarish trip into the mountains, Stormfur was captured by some evil tribecats. We were forced to stay there for a while and kill Sharptooth and yada yada yada. Then, instead of Stormfur killing the evil cat-thing it turned out that Feathertail was the one who had to kill the cat-thing. She died at the same time. And you know what killed her?! No, not Sharptooth... IT WAS A ROCK!!
Well, I guess that it’s technically a mountain rock... DAMN! I contradicted myself!!
CROWFEATHER :>
Last edited by ~Celestial~ on February 22nd 2011, 10:02 pm; edited 1 time in total
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OF COURSE HE'S ANGRY! HE'S CROWFEATHER! Aka, the paranoid warrior who set the record for most mates. Ah... what a two-timer :3
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