Dear Diary

[Celeste~]

Dear Diary Okay, that just sounds stupid.

Dear Blog Okay, that sounds even stupider.

Dear- Oh forget it.

So. Well. This is my blog. For those who don't know or are just incapable or unworthy of reading this awesome blog, I am Crowfeather. I had a boring kithood. Gay. Random. Whatever you want to call it. My mother was Ashfoot, my mentor Mudclaw. I passed the skills he passed onto me onto Heatherpaw, later Heathertail, yada yada.

WHOOT! I finally finished the part Onestar said I had to write if I was to do a blog. You know, I hope he never reads this blog. *looks over shoulder* I might say... certain stuff... about him. Plus he might find out that I stole his computer. And that won't be good. For your's truly, anyway.

On the subject of stealing, guess what?! I stole Blackstar's cookies :3 good thing I'm not going to the Gathering. He'll be so mad! But too late... they have already been digested by moi. Man, I haven't had such good chocolate chip cookies in a long time. If it is the same standard, I might steal his cupcakes XD

Gawd, today nothin much happened. Breezepelt fell in a rabbit hole again... I was unfortunately was on the same hunting patrol and had to drag him out by the scruff. I'll be picking fur out of my teeth for moons! And the little bugga didn't even say thanks! Sometimes I am not sure if he is my son or not... hopefully the second option.


Keep dreaming that you could live my awesome life...

CROWFEATHER :>

HOW DOES A CAT LEARN HOW TO TYPE! AND WHERE DOES A CAT GET A COMPUTER IN THE WILDERNESS!?

Heh. *giggle*

They just do, Iron. They just do.

He ran into a kittypet home and tied up all of the people and cats there with his ninja skillz. Then jabbed on the computer in perfectly formed sentences.

Yarr, what Memmer said. :D

Where is your imagination, peoples!! *shakes head*

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